After months of study and serious consideration, I have come to a conclustion that mustaches are not neccesarily evil, and that some people actually look good with them. You know those people. People when they do shave, they look weird. In the next few blog posts, I will share some of the findings that I found in my research, some of that which is most shocking and disturbing.
Case #1, Exhibite A
This is a picture of myself sporting a fine handlebar mustache. It isn't too atractive until you see me with out the stache.
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Case #1 Exhibit B.
Disturbing, isn't it. I think I actually look better and happier with a mustache.
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Case #2, Exhibit A
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Strong, Brave, a real man's man.
Case #2, Exhibit B
The Stachenegger. Not good, but not so bad.
Case #3 Exhibit A
Evan sporting a goatee, no mustache.
Case 3 Exhibit B
You can almost hear the words, "Oooooooooooooohhh Yeeeeeeeeeeeah" comming out of his mouth.
Case #4, Exhibit A
Tony, Fro, Shades, Full Beard
Case #4 Exhibit B
In this case, a little length and mustach wax could go a long way.
Case 5 Exhibit A
Zach, clean cut, no facial hair.
Case 5 Exhibit B
Now that's a great mustache!
As these case files prove, there is a future in the mustache!
2 comments:
To the owner of this fabulous blog: I would love to post a comment regarding Case 5 Exhibit B - Holy cow! How can I get my hands on this man - now that is one fine man with a stache! :)
I agree, truley a fine specimine.
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